Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics
"Lars Is Gay"(parody of "The Memory Remains" by Metallica)
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James
Guess who's really fuckin gay
Robert, Lars and Kirk and James
They like suckin cocks while their butthole's bein pounded
They like dicks in every hole
They all swallow asses whole
Kirk does Lars who is already gay with James and Robert
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James
James will finger Kirk 'til six
Then suck on Rob and Lars's dicks
While the balls of Kirk are safe inside his ass
Kirk's hand is fisted up
When it's twisted in James' butt
Ass to mouth
Thrust to bust
In James' ass, yeah
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
Lars is a Hobbit
Da da da, da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da-ah da-ah da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da-ah da-ah da
Cliff was gay
Jason's gay
Rob's a faggot
Ass to mouth
Thrust to bust
In James' ass
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James
Ass to mouth (Ass to mouth)
Thrust to bust (Thrust to bust)
James' ass (James' ass)
The gayest is James
Yeah
They're gay like Sting and Bono
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
They sure like suckin dick
Da da da, da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da-ah da-ah da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da-ah da-ah da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da, da da-ah da-ah da
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da (Gay?
Yes)
Da da da da, da da da, (At least on the downlow) da da da-ah da-ah da (Gay? Yes)
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da (At least on the downlow)
Da da da da, da da da
Welcome to the Band
Congratulations
You're one of us now
Holy shit, I'm in Metallica
This is awesome
This is like my dream come true
This is every Metallica fan's dream come true
This is like the greatest thing of all time, I can't believe I'm here
Nothing could ruin this, even I can't fuck this up, oh my god
I don't even know what to say
...I should say something I guess
Hey good thing you guys aren't a buncha niggers
I'm with ya brother
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Writer(s): Lazewnik Naftali
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Rucka Rucka AIi (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube.
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Many, therefore, have labeled Ali as a racist, although his humor seems heavily influenced by mainstream comedy television shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Chappelle Show.
The song parod… read more
Rucka Rucka AIi (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube.