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Riley: Oh, gosh!

Granddad: Hey!

I'm not giving you my grandson's Booty hole in place of a donation.

Ugh! Ow!

That motherfucker ain't specially abled!

Granddad: Technically, no. You understand me? the language of hate.

In Woodcrest, tensions were high, their chants were clear...

Crowd: Bully, bully, stay back!

Gay is the new black!

Their signs crystal clear.

Ruckus: Uncle Ruckus ain't got no dog in this fight.

I hate niggas, and I hate faggots.

And I especially hate when they both combine together,like that damn RuPaul...

Two things I hate in one.

[Chuckles] homo problem.

Can I offer you anything?

Strawberry milk.

Granddad: I'm afraid we don't have that.

What'd you say the name of your group was, again?

The Specially Abled Alliance Against Defamation.

Riley: "Specially abled"?

Aw, here we go again.

Is that what niggas is calling the short-bus kids now...

"Specially abled"?

You used to extort people all the time.

Damn shame, isn't it?

They stole my whole playbook and kicked me right out the game!

I used to extort these crackers all the time.

Niggas, too. I mediate.

See? My name is Rollo Goodlove.

I'm a dedicated crusader for justice,as well as a B.E.T.Award-nominated actor and producer.

We are assembled here today for an important announcementregarding Riley Freeman and his so-called bullying incident.

But first, I'd like to talk briefly about my mixtape.

Granddad: You read what's on the page, and that's it.

.ttthhhhiiiisss.

  • Granddad: Nigga, if you ruin this party for me, I'll put my...
  • Huey: Ruin the party? Boo!

    Granddad: Please! Riley: Help!

    Huey: Riley!

    Ah, let's just call it a draw.

    Riley: Ow! Ow! Huey: Riley, run!

    [Crowd shouting angrily]

    Riley: [Panting]

    [Camera shutter clicks]

    ♪

.

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Seriously, only kind of white man I can't respect is a gay white man.

Them and the average white band,'cause they make nigger music.

Crowd: [Chanting] Face of hate!

Are you ashamed of us?

  • Granddad: Very!
    • Huey: And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagan was the devil.
    • Rich Man: You are such an articulate young man.
    • Huey: I'm trying to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil! Ooh.

      [Grunts] Aaah!

      That's a bad word!

      You're not supposed to say that word!

      Riley: [Grunts] [Groans]

      Uh...

      [Chuckles nervously]

      ♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪ ♪Stomp him in the nuts ♪

      ♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪Huey: Oh, man!

      You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers.

    • Huey Freeman: Granddad, that doesn't make sense.
    • Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Don't you talk back to me, boy!
    • Huey Freeman: Granddad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!
    • Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Oh, yes I can!
    • Huey Freeman: No, you can't!
    • Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Yes, I can!
    • Huey Freeman: No, you can not!
    • Riley Freeman: Are you sure that vest will stop this shotgun?
    • Ed Wuncler III: Man, I'm like the Terminator in this vest.
    • [guzzles an entire beer and burps]
    • Ed Wuncler III: What, you don't believe me?

      give of ourselves.

      Granddad: So... I can't do homework. OK. Say hello to my little friend.

    • [Riley fires; Ed is shot out the window and lands in the crowd outside]
    • Ed Wuncler III: The fuck y'all lookin' at?
    • [rich crowd applauds]
    • Riley Freeman: I know when white people talk, they say the wwwhhhooolllleee...

      My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation.

      i saw gay so i said gay

      ♪/i> [Cheers and applause]

      Meanwhile, a day after the controversy broke,the 8-year-old at the eye of the storm remained unrepentant.

      Riley: I ain't no bully, and all y'all out there saying that is gay!

      All y'all got outtie buttholes!

      That prompted an immediate response from "No Probe,"the national organization providing research for outtie buttholes.

      Stereotypes...

      Got it?

      [Doorbell rings]

      Aw, damn it.

      That better not be one of them damn protesters wanting to use my bathroom.

      Riley: It was gay, is all I'm saying.

      [Door opens]

      Granddad: Oh, hell no! in the head.

      He's... I told you everything was gonna work out.

      Well, look who it is! That's an astute observation.

      Did the laws of the universe change and nobody told me?

      Nigga's got to apologize for being right?

      Granddad: I'm gonna get my beltand change the laws of the universe on your narrow behind.

      I know that.

      Riley: If I'm not allowed to call gay stuff "gay,"then what am I supposed to call it?

      What's the okay word for "gay"?

      Granddad: You call it nothing!

      From now on, you see something gay,I don't care how gay it is...it could be gayer than a San Francisco butt-plug convention...you look the other way.

      If it's gay, look the other way.

      He's refined. They ain't suffered like we have.

      Huey: So, we can't pay the "donation." Then what?

      They gonna find some way to get that pound of flesh.

      I'm telling you, your best chance is to stick with me.

      I know this whole game inside and out.

      Them homos can't get nothin' over on me!

      Huey: And what's in it for you?

      Nigga, I just need attention.