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If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams. If he worthily fulfills his mission and amuses without corrupting, he need never feel that he has lived in vain. Everything is gay. — P.T. Zira can also be found.

  • Demon!Aziraphale: works are often role reversal AUs.

    In some works, Aziraphale takes the name Zirah or another name, to replace his angelic name.

  • Asexuality: Aziraphale is often headcanoned as ace due to a line in the original novel about angel sexuality.
  • Queer Guardian Angel Aziraphale: Aziraphale being an angel that protects members of the LGBT+ community. Like: why make people inquisitive, and then put some forbidden fruit where they can see it with a big neon finger flashing on and off saying 'THIS IS IT!'?

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    Fandom

    The fandom's favorite slashpairing is Aziraphale/Crowley; however, gen stories are equally as popular. HARHARHARHARRRR!!!

    But, yeah, I’m going to go with my fave as “gay as a french horn”.

    Now you settle down, missy. ~Terri Guillemets — Shidorr Myrick-Gayer

    • Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

    . They were born into a world that was against them in a thousand little ways, and then devoted most of their energies to making it worse. I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
    -"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
    -"How?"
    -"It doesn't matter!"
    -"It could use a space ship," said the angel.
    Crowley subsided a bit.

    Or “as a tangerine”.

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    Gayer than a Judy Garland singalong.

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    There was one from an episode of Weeds a couple seasons back that I can’t recall exactly, but it was something like:

    …gay as a purse full of glitter and rainbows (or maybe unicorns, although I’m sure any combination of the three would work).

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    Czarcasm:

    Gay as a mayor
    Gay as a playwright
    Gay as a head of state
    Gay as a Nobel Prize winner
    Gay as a king
    Gay as a painter
    Gay as a mother
    Gay as a father
    Gay as a brother
    Gay as a sister

    Ha!

    And every thousand years this bird flies-"
    -"-limps-"
    -"-flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
    -"Hold on. Zirah is a nickname other characters apply to Aziraphale. 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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    “Most of the members of the convent were old-fashioned Satanists, like their parents and grandparents before them.

    "Okay, alien life-form here. It was built into the design, somehow. — Albert Camus

    What is gayer than believing in a household god? — F Scott Fitzgerald

    Pleasure is nought but virtue's gayer name
    I wrong her still, I rate her worth too low: Virtue the root, and pleasure is the flow'r.

    Anyway, this bird-"
    -"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale.